it's not personal, it's blog

hewo fwend

i'm always blogging about myself. why don't we blog about you for a little bit. what's new? how is whatsherface? are the two of you still not speaking? that's terrible. i know how much those kidneys meant to you. it's like grandpappy used to say whenever we caught him pooping in the crib: "i'm a big boy!" what i mean is, you need to rise above. and accept jesus christ.

ok, that was a good blog. let's do it again some time.

ever,
myself

in life, as in dance, one should be correct, erect, and smiling