Saturday, March 27, 2010


i've been on smartypants sam harris' youtube trail for years now. brainy good looks on an especially perspicuous speaker make my think-pussy ALL WET! i would rub myself on every inch of this man's face. i embed his public-radio-caliber baratone for your personal viewing pleasure

Saturday, March 20, 2010

bulimia is no joke

as usual, all the crazy shit is happening. thankfully, everyone is right where i left them in their crazy little places. shaking my booty helps A LITTLE. joy and everything else feels like a heart-attack. a booty-attack. god, this punctuation makes me want to throw up. HRRUUU,.,..-.-.,.AAGG fuckyoupunctuation bang bang bang bang. now shake that booty. be all things at all times. shakeshake. see the spaces betweeeeen. shakeshake. give generously to public radio. shakeshake. suck your boyfriend off every morning and every night. shakeshake. god, this music is SO GOOD. i'm already really excited. if i had more time i'd DRAW YOU A PICTURE or something. LIKE WRITE A NOTE OR SOMETHING. i'd explain this or that and myself and ya know. but my trusty booty and i have places to be!