Thursday, February 28, 2008

Things I Fucking Love, Vol. 3

Having breakfast-foods for dinner.


Our show opened today. It was a wonderful performance. Letters to the End of the World is the title. It is a new work. I have lots to say. It's sad. I had a piece of frosted lemon cake today also. And I had breakfast-foods for dinner.

Monday, February 18, 2008

Fun With Whips and Nipple Clips

Went to my first-ever BDSM party Saturday night. It was really fun. I woke up Sunday with my back covered in burst blood vessels. I got flogged by this great dom named Liz (whose sub, Kitty, does neurological research on pain). I also tried flogging someone but didn't really get into it. I think spanking someone would be more fun, but I didn't try it. Perhaps the most enjoyable aspect of the evening was the social interaction. The people are all really kind and inviting. Folks in the BDSM culture - while not without their quirks - are refreshingly well-adjusted and self-aware as compared to the breed of suburbanites with whom I have grown up. I'll probably do it again some time, but the cover's kind of expensive.

Lactose Indeterminate

I get my milk from a machine. This machine is big and made of shiny metal and has two rubber hosey-things. From the left tubey-like-thing cometh the skim, and from the right utter-like spigot ushers forth whole. Above each rubber teat hangs a weighted lever. Lift the lever, get the white stuff.

I was raised since birth (well, perhaps not since birth - I don't actually know if I was breast-fed. mem. ask the mum) to drink only of the skim. As you may know, I recently took to the right lever. Well, for reasons I won't go into, I'm back again to skim. There is a slight problem, however. In my time with the Big Metal Milk Machine, I've spent two years lifting the left lever three times a day and a year at the right lever. I have muscle memory for both skim and whole. So these days when I go to grab my cow nectar, my body will automatically load one of its two "get the milk" routines and if I'm not paying attention, I won't find out what kind of milk I have until I sit down for a sip. It's a little bit exciting.

Wednesday, February 06, 2008

Super, Thanks For Asking

Super Tuesday has come and gone. I flew back to MN just to vote. I did both the Democratic and Republican caucuses. The Dems were much better organized and much better attended. I got stickers. It was fun. Back to school!

Tuesday, February 05, 2008

Things I Fucking Love, Vol. 2

Amazon MP3 store. Bye bye iTunes. Fucking awesome.

Monday, February 04, 2008

Pats Loose