Feb Five
It's like the Fab Five, only more "brewery."
- Made myself a delicious fluffy omelet (see below poem) and ate it in the sun with my book.
- Took a swim in the house pool for the first time ever.
- Read more of my book.
- Had a beef wrap, which is just so much fun to say. I suggest you try it: "beef wrap." Go on. Say it out loud. And say it like it's a double-entendre. Lower your voice and cock an eyebrow. "Beef wrap..." Then wink. Do that to the next person you meet. I task you!
- Went to the gym. It is my Final Solution.
- Masturbated in the shower. Some of my more elaborate rituals are yielding a rather poor return on investment of late. I blame the flaccid economy.
- Had some fish and apple sauce. I'll probably make myself some pasta in a bit. I'm a-hungered.
