Twitter (YES, I SAID TWITTER!)

They've got this new-fangled humdigger for the Internet Machine called "Twitter." It's blogging for people with no attention span. I lost my attention span in a tragic childhood accident involving a combine and Pee-wee Herman, so IT IS PERFECT FOR ME! I have stubbornly ignored twitter for years now, but today peer pressure got the better of me. Miguel made it clear that it was either twitter, or lunch at the uncool-kids' table for the rest of my life. And I SO DESPERATELY WANT TO BE COOL! So now I'm on twitter. As the pied pipper would say, follow me!