Tuesday, November 15, 2005

The Events of My Day: Monday, November the Fourteenth, Two Thousand and Five

  • Welcomed the day with a soar throat.
  • Didn't eat.
  • Lost my sole to the white man's flashing devil box.
  • Ate.
  • Spoke and listened.
  • Ate.
  • Made out with crazy girl in the car in front of a dozen people.
  • Sang to my father.
  • Ate.
  • Gymed.
  • Cleaned and amused myself.
  • Rehearsed.
  • Named a thing.
  • Piddled away some excess time.
  • Departed the day with a soar throat.
"Woe is me!"
- Esophageal Sphincter