fellas

dear fellas with dream color eyes,
there is a problem with your perfect face. i saw this facebook picture of your halloween costume and i thought the letters on your hood were supposed to be backward. but the picture is obviously of a mirror so it's only turned around. then i saw the problem with your face: it is perfectly symmetrical. you look exactly the same in a mirror, which is weird. anyway, i still want your dick. do you eat brunch?