TRCOBLTSM

"jesus' shit, judas' jizz"
- a satisfied parishioner

are you

the wrong size?

or

COVERED IN BUGS?!

or ONE OF BILLIONS who

already died???

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The REFORMED Church Of Better Living Through Self-Medication,

bitchezzzzz!

we got rid of

The Kiddy Fiddlers

and Crufty Old God

soooooo we're just saddling our

SLAUGHTERED SCAPE GOAT

IN THE VESTIBULE!!

COME for

sweet & sour communion,

STAY for "Eternity"

"OR WHATEVER"

;)

ThE cHuRcH oF bEtTeR lIvInG tHrOuGh SeLf-mEdIcAtIoN

i mean

THE REFORMED CHURCH OF BETTER LIVING THROUGH SELF-MEDICATION!!

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