POWER TOOL KLEPTO CUNT

POWERTOOL KLEPTOCUNT

is coming

for all your

BATTERY POWERED HAMMERS

and

PORTABLE ROTARY SANDERS

and

HAND-HELD HOT CAULK GUNS

you can hide

or disguise

these and other

POWERTOOL ITEMS

but the

KLEPTOCUNT

will

Locate

And

Steal

your personal powertool property

MOUNTING

SCREWING

BRACING

NAILING

HOISTING

DRILLING

all must be done with

MAN-POWER

and the old-fashioned

ELBOW GREASE

part

CUNT

part

BITCH

part

GODDESS OF REDEMPTIVE HOME IMPROVEMENT

POWERTOOL KLEPTOCUNT

cares nothing for your

SPECIFIC ECONOMIC CIRCUMSTANCE

nor your

NANCYBOY EXCUSES

KLEPTOCUNT

will have only

your

ELECTRIC JIGSAW

your

PNEUMATIC NAIL GUN

your

LASER STUD FINDER

and

SIMILAR SUCH DEVICES