Mother's Day

Or Mothers' Day. It's 2almost3 AM on the day of and for all Mothers. Ladies, if you're not yet a mother, you might consider the exciting benefits of having a WHOLE DAY to and for yourself. Gentlemen, if you don't have a mother, you haven't been paying close enough attention. Treat your mum right today and every day but today especially. Remember: the wonderful thing about sexual reproduction is, everyone gets a mommy! And every mommy gets a day. Today! Happy Day Of And For Mothers.

Tolerance is just another word for low standards - John Peterson