How much of my wallet got stolen today:
- The laundry card
- Two of fifteen dollars
- My old Duane Reade receipts
- All of it
If you answered "All of it," you're the big winner. What do you win? Well friend, you do not win money, or laundry credit, old receipts, or even a driver's license, student ID, credit card or MetroCard. No, you win the grand pleasure of loaning me cash. Use the privilege wisely.
