Five signs you hit rock bottom a while ago

1. You can't quite place the source of your apartment's sweaty reek.
2. You skip class to avoid turning in homework that isn't even due.
   
3. You're suite mate doesn't offer to share the skank week he's so obviously smoking in there.
4. "Buy Soap!" has rolled over six daily to-do lists.
5. You're eating cereal with a fork.

à la 5ives