TCOBLTSM

"a warm compress of holiday cheer helps you take those sacraments like a champ!"

it's
The Church of Better Living Through Self-Medication,
bitches!!

with
ALL SALVATION ALL THE TIME
24/ETERNITY

have you sinned?
are you sinning right now?

The Church luvs sinners
and we know just where it hurts
IN THE VESTIBULE!!

PRAYERS: ANSWERED!
MORAL RELATIVISM: ESCHEWED!
ARTISTIC BOYS: MADE REGULAR!

we get the RESULTS
'cause we're the only ones with the goods on Almighty God
and that slut does whatever we say
EXCLAMATION POINT

BELIEVE AND BE CURED
JOIN TODAY
THE CHURCH OF BETTER LIVING THROUGH SELF-MEDICATION

"IN THE VESTIBULE!!"