a date to either side, OR, being clever with my words look how fucking clever i am

all of my dates seem to be of the up variety. if blog continues in this direction, we are very soon going to encounter my perennial Fear of Heights.

i have to poop so this is going to be a quickie. boston is over, my friend alex is in love, and i am looking for someone with whom to repopulate the world after our relationship causes the apocalypse.

call you mother.