The Events of My Day: Friday, November the Eleventh, Two Thousand and Five
- Steph gave me a bloody ankle.
- Joan gave me a nice nap.
- Cafe 28 gave me too little for too much.
- Al gave me a laugh.
- I gave myself a hard time.
- Something gave me a toothache.
- Computer gave me soar eyes.
- And I cut my pants.