Death Rattle

My dinner this evening consisted of two Silver Spur hamburgers. The meal was equivalent to eleven helpings of Grade A beef and the decision will likely cost me a day from the end of my life. I can hear old Scott's death rattle now: "If I only hadn't had those two hamburgers!"

A Good Day

Today was a good day. I. . .

• Polished off a poem
• Worked on a project
• Left for the gym just as the fire alarm went off
• where I had a great time
• And then a great sandwhich
• and then I more or less slept.
• More or less.

The Poem:
I would ______ you if I had a verb to spare.
My longing;judging;expecting associates have an expectation of me
And my fellow friends of blaming;masturbating;destroying need my company.
The tomfoolers want blatherers and violators require admirers
And my prior engagements to praying;pissing;repenting;begging commit me somewhat beyond my availability.
Were it but for my heavy spending of fearing, I would devote a bit of it to us, my dear.
I would fear our lack of predicate.
As it stands, my poverty of language leaves me somewhat indebted of ideas and expression.
All I can afford you is a punctuation mark or two.
;!

Reasons Why

1. Sex with you is a poor imitation of masturbation.
2. I'm drowning in the sea of your ineptitudes.
3. I don't do tofu.
   

The Best Sentence in the English Language

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(Untitled)

Marriage is so pre-9/11.

Sidewalk Urges

One of my more violent urges is to throw the pedestrian in front of me to the ground while screaming, "Move your fucking ass you tourist turd!" I often have this urge. About 20 times a day.

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A Utopia is a world in which no new questions are asked.

FYI

If you fell into a bottomless pit on Earth, your body would reach relativistic speeds after 35 days. Unfortunately you would be dead from dehydration by day 6, at the latest.

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I'm always yawning and moaning and stretching and groaning andohgodifeelsoold

There are Two Constants:

Entropy and Chaos.

Aug 28

Old New York. Back again. I was surprised to find I'd missed the Big Apple. I'm more or less all moved in, but those CollegeBoxes fuckers have fucked their shit up again. I've got a box belonging to another Scott Peterson and I can only assume he has the one I'm missing. Errr!

I've started the Bible. I'll let you know what I think when I'm done.

Last night we (roommate-Nick, Leia and I) went to Limerick and found a gaggle of geriatric women bustin' their movies at Sunday night karaoke. Well I wasn't about to let that opportunity pass me by, so I got out on that dance floor and started shakin' my thang. I'll tell ya, those geese sure could dance.

Classes start in a week.

The glass is half full of air.

Movies to Which I am Looking Forward

Children of Men




The Fountain




The Science of Sleep

Requiem for the Recently Departed

The Solar System Today
A Haiku

Mercury Venus
Earth Mars Jupiter Saturn
Uranus Neptune

Etymology for President!

Venereal: The Latin adjective form of Venus - God of Love.

Adjective references to the planet use the neologism Venusian.

Eltit

What you want and what you get haven't loved each other since you were two. They separated for eight months before getting a divorce and now they only speak on holidays. But it's not your fault.

July 24, 06

AHHH!HH!H!HH!H!!!111!!!!1!!1

I just got the ALL-TIME-HIGH-SCORE on pinball. Wore yet, I was this close to getting a MILLION MORE for a total of 9.5 mill.

DAMN YOU SANTA!

Noon:30 on Friday

These days I have far less lint in my belly button than usual.

July 16

I've been unclenching my teeth a lot lately.

More from the Front Lines of 12 July

An Epiphany: The Pacific Ocean is so named for being pacific.

July 12 - Day 7,385

Played Prey all day. Grade-D story, poor animation, laughable voice acting, but damn the game is fun. And gorgeous to boot.

I delight in greek tragidies, except when they are my own.